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May. 2nd, 2005 @ 01:36 am
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longOMG i shat the biggest shit of my entire life today. About four and a half feet long. There are snakes in my ass.Current Music: Jason Webley |
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Apr. 27th, 2005 @ 01:50 am
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The super fitted hippy look will rock your world.Current Mood:  contemplative Current Music: country joe and the fish |
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Apr. 27th, 2005 @ 12:13 am
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Friendship keeps biting my ass. Aperantly I am too sceen to be friends with Malloreigh and I seem to be loosing friends like flys over the Sarah rumours. I am off for california on thursday. I just want to have fun in victoria but aperantly I have quickly changed everyones view of me. I am tired of fake people. Victoria can take its rumour mill and cramm it.Current Mood:  cranky Current Music: Hefner |
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Apr. 22nd, 2005 @ 09:38 am
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So there is a loaf of bread in roys cubord that expired in feb. and its covered in mold. I am afraid of it. |
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Apr. 21st, 2005 @ 12:25 pm
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so I just woke up with the worst hand over ever. I still have my dress shirt and tie on but I am walking around in my briefs and Kinda looking like crap.I also look like robbie williams in the video for come undone( http://www.iemusic.co.uk/artistes/robbie_williams/watch/) I dont really remember doing anything stupid last night (although I think I have lost some memory). did I even dance last night?
So I looks like I am actually going to california on wed. 27th. a week from yesterday. Its so soon. I think thats best though.
Keep on rocking in the free world, I need some greasy food.Current Mood:  well hung over Current Music: Rilo Riley |
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kyle and I. he's drunk I'me high.
hahaha
everyone who likes drinking tea seem to own alot of mugs says:
okso if you were on a desert island with no food and a genie came and said that he would feed you but he would only feed you poo. thing is he lets you choose your poo from any one person in the world. WHO WOULD IT BE?
in la capital! says:
any sharp rocks on this island?
everyone who likes drinking tea seem to own alot of mugs says:
nothing
everyone who likes drinking tea seem to own alot of mugs says:
and there is a fifty foot wall around the island
in la capital! says:
i would shove sand down my throat till i sophocated
everyone who likes drinking tea seem to own alot of mugs says:
but if you had to eat poo
everyone who likes drinking tea seem to own alot of mugs says:
say you only had to eat poo for maybe a week
in la capital! says:
or i would run into the wall untill it killed me
everyone who likes drinking tea seem to own alot of mugs says:
or maybe just five days?
in la capital! says:
run wall die
Apr. 18th, 2005 @ 03:08 am
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so I just created the best stoner food ever.
all fried up.
1 packet of green quesean soy cutlets
soy sauce
engevita yeast
ginger sauce
plum sauce
salsa
Its actuly awesome.
Apr. 5th, 2005 @ 03:50 am
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the television ad for swim suit madness at Ross's makes me horny.
Apr. 4th, 2005 @ 06:36 pm
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Mar. 30th, 2005 @ 08:12 pm
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So last night while Malloreigh and I were ontop of fields, I though that I we had seen my friend Kyle cheating on his girlfriend at the bus stop. I quizzed kyle and aperantly he and the girl he was with were extreamly drunk, nothing happened, and they were using each other for suport. I am sorry If I told anyone that kyle should be castrated ( i dont think I ever said this or even thought it. so this is an empty apology).
Last night Malloreigh and I made cookies to aid the war effort. They were all vegan (well obviously) and each was a peice of pure art. I really enjoy hang out with Malloreigh. we always seem to have rediculous fun. Yesterday we rained the town with spit balls, entertained diners at moxies, climbed buildings, phisicly broke into the douglas hotel, and got verbaly acosted by Chistopher Walken. Another reason why H.F.F. is your buddie.
I want to say more, but I have nothing to say.
Mar. 29th, 2005 @ 09:18 pm
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Well I am off camping for the night with Roy, Venessa, Ashley, and possibly joey ( he and I almost... well could have died together... I'll tell the story later in the post) on salt spring island. its almost defently going to rain, and roy has doubts that his car will make it but its still has the makings of an awsome time. H.F.F. needs to happen. Nikki is on board and I am sure malloreigh( who has had the most march summer fun with me so far) and roy are on board as well. Join.
So about joey and I almost getting deadified....... We were smoking in the back ally behind lucky bar. It was actuly quite a classy sceen. be had chairs and an ottoman (well the cooler ones did) and then joey and I desided that it would be a great idea to climb over a chainlink fence that was covered in razor wire and placed ontop of a 50 foot brick wall. We were dead set on it even after we were told from phil that were were about to become a statistic. after failed attemts ( Me using joeys back as a boost as he leaned over the railing. I realy could have sent him plumeting.....but all is good). so moral of the story: is you only say you are going to do something stupid and then dont actuly do it, than no harm is done.
Mar. 27th, 2005 @ 02:36 pm
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I just got back from was a very uneventful beach party. I start my new job tomorrow morning at what I though would be a sweet ass deli. turns out the owners are assholes so it may not be to sweet. I guess its just an ass deli then.
Malloreigh and I went to value village (where I got an awesome turtle neck and a pair of extremely tight jeans) and then had coffee followed by (strangely enough) vegan chinese junk food eaten upon girders above the Sussex build court yard. I am actually a fan of chicken crackers. We ended up hanging out with Willow ( a friend of my friend kyle) who I didnt really know at all, but turned out to be a good person.
I am very serious about starting an early summer in march..... midnight bike rides ( which I did by my self tonight...... Malloreigh would have gone biking at midnight... silly hipsters are afraid of a good time.), late night outdoor drinking, climbing of building..... beach parties..... When did everyone decide that they dont like fun? I for one am down with fun. why wouldnt anyone like fun? fun is fun (a profound statement). Therefore I am going to start the group Hipsters For Fun (or H.F.F. for fun). you'd be silly not to join. you would also be silly not to use a swifer wet jet. it scrubs and cleans at the same time ( while also contributing to wester throwaway culture).
Mar. 26th, 2005 @ 01:14 am
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I just got back from jam on sour dough toast with Malloreigh at Alzu's all night family restaurant where we spend 20 min stairing into the jukebox before we even sat down. I keep on forgetting that the 90's were actuly a mythical time of bubble gum fun and sentuios rock balads. Greenday's long view was like the purple haze of 1995. It grabbed you by the scruff and told you who was boss ( not yo mama). No kiddin'. In a world of vacious talent, its good to know that oaklands political art-punkers "greenday" are on the sceen and ready to take on the man.
I really like climbing the douglas hotel. Malloreigh and I climbed up for a short smoke when we got out of mod club. I cut my hand, but that just made it more fun, your not a man till you bleed (damn I have a weird sence of humor right now).
so.... I think I may be starting a new job tomorrow at the sweet ass deli that I mentioned in an earlier post. they have never met me, so I am kinda confused. I kinda hope they are trying to harvest my brain so i can use my cunning power in ninja tactics to escape a evil alien missle silo (that was pretending to be an italian deli).
shit..... I am going insane.
Mar. 24th, 2005 @ 04:19 am
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So Mr. blog it has been a while. I am now unemployed as I am having a hell of a good time being unemployed. I spent the last week living on Jessica Hames couch in vancouver . getTing drunk a lot and reading beat poetry. I feel somewhat refreshed.
I would love for the start of an early summer. Infact I think it should start this week. I will be sumoning people this week for late night drinking, bike riding and general exploring. This will be like a sixteen year old summer, exept now we all have potty mouths and smoke( for the most part). So if you read my blog...... late night randomness (who cares if its a word) may fall apon thee.
Today I slept in till 2pm and then faxed off a bunch of resumes to random empoyers (I think I may have applied to work on a fishing boat.......I cant see myself doing that for very long), and then went to drop off a resume at a sweet ass deli ( i kinda just felt like saying sweet ass deli. dont question).
I ended up hanging out with kenny again today. He is a random chap who grins an awful lot for a skinhead.
I met up with Malloreigh at midnight for a radom walk through victoria ( there was a mild amount of pot smoking, so we walked in a complete circle) followed by coffee and chips at pauls motor inn. I seems as though we share a few guilty plesures( the O.C. and Harry Potter).
and on a final note: GO TO THE ASIAN MALL IN RICHMOND. TIGHT CLOTHING.... CHEAP.... 100% AWSOME.
Mar. 23rd, 2005 @ 02:06 am
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today:
I slept till 7:30
I went back to sleep
I woke up at 8:45
I missed my bus
I called in late
Bought minor threats first ep
went to work
got off work
smoked pot with my boss
went home
drank perrier watter
and lived happily ever after
the end
Jan. 25th, 2005 @ 07:43 pm
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Right now I am in corp. training. It is realy fucking boring, and the fact that I have "to legit to quit" stuck in my head is not making things more plesent. corp life is a whore. A flithy filthy whore.
Jan. 21st, 2005 @ 03:07 pm
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Nikki and I saw a man trying to kill himself by jumping off the johnson st bridge. The was a cop trying to talk him down, but he diddnt seem to care much. He may have well said "just jump, I am missing my soaps. The second we got to the esquimalt side of the bridge we looked back to see if we could see him dangeling. does this make us bad people?
Jan. 20th, 2005 @ 09:08 pm
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OK. This is my first live journal entry, so lets start this mutha off proporly. I am at work, I am bord, and for some reason I am picturing bob sagget and 14 dwarven warriors doing summer Sault's in a field sprouting canned meats. Curently this image is keeping me somewhat content. I didn't eat break fast. I slept in, ran to my bus, and then went to the co-op near west for food. I am now working, and still holding it in. I can take a bathroom break in about an hour. This should be somewhat interesting.
Jan. 16th, 2005 @ 02:23 pm
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